Can you relate?
1. Blaming your neighbors for YOUR wrongdoings
“I swear it’s the neighbor that threw the rocks not me!”
2. Obsessing over swings
It’s just a swing, chill!
3. Violent fights with a sibling
You’ll end up with a broken body part and you’ll always call it a fun “game”
4. The same sibling always being blamed
Even if it’s the same one with the broken tooth
5. The conditioned haircut
You refuse to go cut your hair unless there’s a fun “mechwar” afterwards.
6. Your obsession with ice cream
And specifically the frozen fruity ones, which you buy seven of and eat them all!